Wednesday, October 3, 2012
My issue with bathrooms
Who thought it was a good idea to put a shelf right above the toilet? Seriously, that has got to be the worst plan ever. You have no idea how many times I've accidentally knocked things in the toilet bowl because of that damn shelf. Admittedly, I use the shelf, so it's probably partially my fault. But, at the same time, it's the only real storage space in the bathroom, so I really don't have any other options.
In the instance pictured above, I dropped my deodorant and a bottle of ibuprofen, which, of course, decided to open after impact. Yup. This is my life. I have to go rooting around in the toilet for things that fall off my bathroom shelf. If it's not deodorant, it's hairclips or my toothbrush. Actually, now that I think of it, it was Ian that "accidentally" dropped my toothbrush in the toilet. I can assure you it hasn't been used on my teeth since. It has, though, been used to clean the contacts on our car battery.
Anyway, the moral of the story is shelves above toilets are the devil and rooting around in toilets will be gross no matter how many times you clean the bowl.
Oh! And, having a boyfriend means all of your embarrassing, gross, toilet-hands moments will be captured on camera.